A darling little spin off of Cosmopolitan magazine's ever-indulgent column.
Sexy: letting us into your bedroom.
Skanky: letting us into your cave.
Sexy: asking us to listen.
Skanky: telling us to listen.
Sexy: making us watch you smile before you play.
Skanky: making us watch you drink before you play.
Sexy: rhyming about girls.
Skanky: rhyming about clouds?
Sexy: dressing differently for every video.
Skanky: dressing in your pajamas for every video.
Sexy: writing a song about the moment.
Skanky: writing a song that I could have sworn was a George Michael cover.
Skanky: not shaving.
Skanky: not shampooing. Lose-Lose.
Sexy: posting links to your tumblr.
Skanky: treating your facebook status like it is your tumblr.
Skanky: trying to get outsiders on your side.
Skankier: letting outsiders fight your battles.
Sexy: moving on.
Sexier: moving me.
Please check out this past week's creative wave on facebook.com and let me know which songs youu give a sexy thumbs up to ;)
...Terica.
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I can count the number of times I have shampooed ion the last 2 years on one hand. And, let me assure you, it don't get sexier than this... Love always, the ONE.
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