riicky5: want me to tell you a bedtime story?
GianttheANDRE: yup
riicky5 : okay.
riicky5 : once upon a land, in a time far far away
riicky5 : there was a boy
riicky5 : named Tom
riicky5 : and Tom was subjected to a terrible family history of verbal abuse and wrong notes
riicky5 : one day, he went mad and shut himself away (away away away) up in a tower
(you took my breath awayyy) made of stone that had been constructed by a mason who had in fact, been stoned at the time of construction
riicky5 : needless to say, the stone tower was not too stable.
riicky5 : Now, bc Tom had been so poorly influenced since scene childism, he had unfortunately spoke his mind a little too much and may have accidentally thrown a stank face or two.
riicky5 : And so, as the tower o' pity grew more and more shaky, Tom began to worry that one of his many foes would come to destroy him.
riicky5 : Sure enough, the next day (which also happened to be bring your secretary to the bedroom day) Tom heard a foe calling his name.
riicky5 : Poking his head out the window, Tom looked down to see none other than Nob Fox, come to destroy the tower.
riicky5 : "I will huff and puff and blow your tower down!!" shouted Nob
riicky5 : After deep inhalation and significantly powered exhalation, Nob's breath rattled the stone tower. However, it remained standing.
riicky5 : Thank heavens! sighed Tom.
riicky5 : Nob sulked away mumbling about which girl should he choose to blow.
riicky5 : After lunch (rhubarb sandwiches and toffee nut crumb cake) Tom again heard his name
riicky5 : Poking his head out the window, Tom looked down to see none other than Ball Ruess, come to destroy the tower.
riicky5 : "I will huff and puff and blow your tower down!!" yelled Ball
riicky5 : "That's what she said!" Tom called down.
riicky5 : But still, the tower remained standing.
riicky5 : Ball scratched himself and sulked away.
riicky5 : Dinnertime passed as did dessert and Tom watched re-runs of Desperate Housewives.
riicky5 : He was just about to sail off into dreamland when he heard someone calling his name
riicky5 : Poking his head out the window, Tom looked down to see none other than Joey Cocks and Styan Linzer, come to destroy the tower.
riicky5 : "We are smarter than the rest!" shouted Joey Cocks. "We will rock your tower down!" called Styan.
riicky5 : Styan surreally raised two sticks into the foggy medieval air and cracked a 4 count that seemed to ring out into the epic darkness
GianttheANDRE : lol
riicky5 : No sooner did he smirk than an army of LI scenesters charged out of the woods armed with instruments of every make and model
riicky5 : And, thanks to their sponsor with a wireless amp company, the army rocked and rambled the stones right out of their ill equipped masonry.
riicky5 : Tom squealed as his limp body came crashing down into the darkness. Joey Cocks flipped his Efron-esque hair aside and dashed just in time to catch Tom as he fell.
riicky5 : And as Joey stood there, cradling the trembling Tom in his arms, he knew that they had not destroyed him at all but saved him, from his lonely madness and terrible television habits.
GianttheANDRE : lol
riicky5 : Upon the revelation, the sky opened up and the heavens cast down beautiful rainbows that interrupted the night's sadness
riicky5 : all the scenesters cheered!
riicky5 : and that is the story
riicky5 : of how Tom brought Color back to the music scene.
riicky5 : the end
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i slept sound that night
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